January 2010
35 posts
Tim at @buccofans owes me Chick-Fil-A.
5 things to look forward to in 2010: 5) Extending a pro sports record 4) Brad Lincoln 3) Jose Tabata 2) Pedro Alvarez 1) More Fake Neal!
December 2009
22 posts
I wonder if Derek Bell is still on his yacht.
Rejoice! For unto us, a third basemen was drafted!
Monster.com has a surprising lack of quality relief pitching candidates.
Hey Jeff Pearlman: the Pirates have the same chance of signing “a bad free agent” as you do winning an award for sports commentary.
Okay @rtjr brings up an excellent point: what will Joel’s closer music be? If you vote a Nickelback song, we can no longer be friends.
If you’re a true Pirates fan, you’ll become a fan of Fake Neal on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fake-Neal-Huntington/214560478663
Personally, my money is on “Do You Really Want Hurt Me” by Culture Club. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQVWH9u8Xo
Listen: I know you’re upset. But think of all that we’ve gained from cutting Capps! We’ll never have to hear “Big Bull Rider” ever again!
Oops. Think I fell asleep early and forgot to offer Capps a contract.
Roberto Clemente is the only player in MLB history to hit a walk off, inside-the-park grand slam. How cool is that?
Pirates select John Raynor from the Rule 5 draft. Brandon Moss is not amused.
Didn’t get many responses from my Craigslist ad seeking left-handed relief pitching.
Watch out, Sidney. There’s a new Crosby in town.
After we gave Luis Cruz the news he was now a Brewer, he untucked his shirt.
Just traded Duke for a space heater.
Who thought Indianapolis was a good place to hold this thing? I’m wearing mittens.
Suck it. http://community.post-gazette.com/blogs/pbc/archive/2009/12/06/pirates-made-less-than-11m-in-2008-09.aspx
If the Pirates were .500 this late in the season like the Steelers, the city would practically throw us a parade. #differentExpectations
Rick Ankiel just called. He just wanted to remind me he’s no longer a pitcher, so he’s not a candidate to come out of the pen.
Decided to sit in on a marketing meeting this morning. Guys, seriously. There’s only so many ways a pierogi can win a footrace.